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Thelget Orc-Slayer!

So yesterday was the b-day and as many know, when you get older the gifts turn into ties and dress shirts.  The child in me said “oh, hell no!”.  Thus, I purchased “Shadows of Mordor” as my personal b-day gift, one of the items on my Wishlist.  Why did I pick this game?  See the review that inspired me below:

Play this game if you enjoy:
Killing Orcs
Stabbing Orcs
Burning Orcs
Cutting of the Heads of Orcs
Gutting Orcs
Jumping on an Orc from a 20ft high rooftop, pinning him to the ground, then ruthlessly evicerating his thrashing body with a broken sword shank, spraying Orc blood to the wind, and hearing the lamentation of his Orc friends as they flee like cowards.

How the hell can you resist that?!  So hopefully I’ll get some decent play time in and can post some videos to my YouTube channel or even manage a stream here and there.

Peace!

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Thelget: Rumored to be one of the most awful gamers in the western hemisphere, Thelget continues to awe the world with his noobness. Since the invent of the home computer he has found new ways to completely suck at any game he's gotten his hands on. Seriously, this guy sucks at gaming!
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